What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why is digital marketing important?

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

Why can’t Trump campaign on the real issues facing America rather than insulting the character of VP Harris? Does MAGA actually believe this tactic will work?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?

Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Can you imagine how nervous Kamala Harris must be knowing that in couple of hours she needs to face master debater Donald Trump?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why cant I add weight to my lifts even though im completing my sets? Every time I try to add more weight I cant even complete one rep.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun